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Welcome to Dagon Roots |
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 This is a guide to introduce new members to our guild, feel free to have a peek or do the more sensible thing: Joining us! How can you join us?
If you have some sense of maturity, even more sense of humor and the desire to raid until the badlands freeze over, then you might be the one we are looking for. To prove some people totally lack any sense whatsoever of what a Real Life is supposed to be, we created this handy recruitment page for you. Accepted?
After you succesfully passed our selection procedure and your rectal investigation showed no anomalities (unless you are a warlock, then this is in your advantage), it's time to get to know us a bit better. The most information is gathered on our Forums and website, so the big first step would be to gain access to that well of information, if you haven't registered yet, that is the first thing to do. Next step is demand your access to our Private Forums, to join in on a healthy share of information, wedding proposals and guild drama.
 Reporting for Duty!
If you are ready to start raiding, you sign up for the raid in question. If you sign up for a raid, we expect you to be there, running 5 minutes late can happen, but shouldn't be a habit. We always try to end our raids at a decent hour (23:00 we round up what we are doing) and expect everyone to stay until that hour. We are apprehensive at the chaos of the thing called Real Life, so when the neighbor's cat took a crap on your keyboard, we know stuff like that may happen, and the worst thing we could do is force you to listen to our raid-leader singing his way through Karazhan as an extreme punishment.
 Gimme loot!
First off all, we raid cause we think it's fun. Though we do have all the respect for the eldest profession in the world, we don't like Epic Whores. Nagging about when you'll get your next epic isn't going to help you affirm your place in the guild. And there is no need to, as we have a generic DKP system for epix. Doing effort for the guild will get you rewarded, and will deck you out in more purple gear than Dior's J'adore collection (Hey! I had to google that up, don't hold it against me!).
 Final Thought
We hope you all come to love our guild as much as we do and to help you on your way to become a better person, some free advice: Don't put your head in the microwave without brushing your teeth first! Catch you ingame ;) |
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